Douchebag Log: Day 1

[debs]

A new segment to my journal documenting the ridiculous love affair betwixt my nemesis, The Douchebag Across the Street, and his insanely noisy, gas-powered leaf blower.



And so it begins.

Comments

[belle-fureur.livejournal.com]

Loooooooooooooooooooool. I know it's not funny for you, but I can't help but lol a little about this whole thing. Maybe you need to hide yourself away in a coffee shop with a book or something for the day. Escape at least for a few moments. He does appear to be relentless, however so that won't really fix the problem at all. Do you think he has some kind of disorder???

[shoelacedreamer.livejournal.com]

If by "disorder" you mean "the unfortunate penchant for asshole-ism," then yes. ;) He is a bit OCD about that yard of his. I think he needs to get help.

Here's why I suck: I stayed at home all day because when I came home on friday there was a note from UPS on the door saying they needed to drop some wine off for my dad & they need someone to sign for it. I thought they would be coming back today, but when I looked at the note again just now it says they're actually coming monday. fml

[dissonant-dream.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I laughed so much at this entry. I love the Douchebag Log and the time stamps and everything. But yes, it's serious! Deadly serious. And Dean is certainly doing his best to end him. Maybe we should steal his leaf-blower. It's for the best. He needs help. He's clearly got a problem.

[shoelacedreamer.livejournal.com]

Laughter is the only sane response at this point. Basically, this log is the way I plan to keep my sanity. He has the right to go out there and make noise and kill the environment with his leaf blower of doom, and I reserve the right to mock him publicly on the internet.

Dean would not put up with this shit, is all I'm sayin'.

[dissonant-dream.livejournal.com]

No, no, you must not be replying! You must be asleep! I have to get below 300! (I'm KIDDING)

Man, if you didn't laugh, you'd cry. Or scream. Or commit murder. Please do keep the log. For your sanity and our glee. We can be appalled at him together.

No, he wouldn't. He'd take him down.

[shoelacedreamer.livejournal.com]

LOL! FOILED! ;P

I texted my father on Friday about how I was going to bludgeon the guy to death and he wrote back that leaf-blowing is not justifiable homicide. Shows what he knows. *pouts*

I wish I could channel my inner-Dean and go all HULK-SMASH on his ass.

[dissonant-dream.livejournal.com]

:P I'm holding steady at 292, ha!

That whole thing just makes me laugh. I love it. If he was there, he might agree with you.

HULK-SMASH!

My reply is lame and doesn't do justice to your awesome.

[soar38.livejournal.com]

Do you think he's being paid by the neighbourhood to do the drains? LOL

[shoelacedreamer.livejournal.com]

If so, this would be the first I heard of it! ;)

[soar38.livejournal.com]

LOL The most important people are always the last to know. ;-p

[shoelacedreamer.livejournal.com]

Too too true. ;) We really should have a neighborhood bulletin about these kinds of things.

[soar38.livejournal.com]

LOL But Debs, that would mean that you were kept abreast of all the important things going on in your neighbourhood!

[shoelacedreamer.livejournal.com]

My folks are always complaining that we're too closed off as a society. This seems like the kind of Stepford-ish thing they'd be totally into. :P

[soar38.livejournal.com]

LOL