A big ol' Happy Birthday to the man of a thousand dances,
bentastic! I'm pretty sure he won't see this, but IF HE DOES, Ben: you are IT, my friend. My life has been sporting a shiny, Ben-shaped hole since you moved to Colorado. I hope you're spending the day keeping it real and generally being made of awesome.
(also, a question for you fanfiction readers/writers out there: have any of you ever actually heard anyone ever use the term "jesus fuck?" because it seems to show up in ff a disproportionate amount considering that I have never, ever heard it in real life. it's an awkward word combination and maybe I'm just not hearing it right in my head, but...*shrug*)