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I am going to bludgeon my neighbor to death with his gas powered leaf blower, I swear to god. He's just what I need at the end of this week. What a douchebag. There's not even anything to leaf-blow! Why is he doing this. At this point I believe he gets some sort of psycho-sexual satisfaction out of using that penis-metaphor. If I ever learn hoodoo his will be the first family I curse.

In other news, all I want to do is sit in my room with the shades open and listen to this song until the sun goes down. It speaks to my current state of well-being.

"Moses" by Patty Griffin (yousendit) (sendspace)

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Date: 2009-05-09 06:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] soar38.livejournal.com
Leaves would be better for his lawn if he just let them decompose naturally anyways.

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Date: 2009-05-10 04:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoelacedreamer.livejournal.com
There aren't even any leaves these days. His new thing seems to be street cleaning (see more recent entry for photographic evidence). I went out afterward and tried to figure out just what the heck he was blowing around out there. I saw maybe (maybe) a teeny tiny little bit of barkmulch and maybe one or two leaves. Man has a serious problem

Your icon is appropriate. ;)

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